In Music

Darling Mummie,

I love my job, I get to meet all the stars, I love them, and they love me too. Kiss-kiss. Everybody wants to be in music, they might not say so, but they all do. Why wouldn’t they, they would get to meet all the stars too, and go to fabulous party’s with famous people. Also, we get to drink Champagne, which is special, even when you do it all the time, it still makes you feel more special than normal people.

Do you remember when I moved to London, how all the people in Bishop Stortford laughed when I told them that I was going to be famous. They laughed, but look who’s laughing now, I get to drink champagne with famous people whenever I want. Who are you, know body knows who you are, you are nobody. But I am, I am me, and everybody loves me, so you can’t laugh at me.

I get asked out by so many stars I’ve lost count, they all tell me I’m really real, and how special that makes me. I gave a dirty kiss to that black guy from X Factor, and last week I gave Paul Danan my phone number, I’m sure he’s going to call soon.

There are a lot of drugs down here in London, I know they are bad, I remember what they made Uncle Vincent do that Christmas, but everyone says that they help to make you more in music. I know it was naughty but I tried a bit of Coke, only a bit, and it’s true, people were much nicer to me, and it made me realise how very far I’m going to go in life.

I hope everyone is fab at home, I haven’t really spoken to many of my friends recently, we’re just on such totally different pages, anyway I’m sure they’d just be jealous. Sorry I missed Uncle Vincent’s funeral, we were launching ‘Sniffer Dog’s’ new single, he’s going to be so massive.

Hugs and kisses.

Chris.

P.S Can you send me next months allowance early, please.